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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Pat Barkman

Pat Barkman is really fast, man
I saw her demo (paints faster than I can)
Her paintings are great whether landscape or fruit
If that's not enough she's extremely cute.

 She's as tall as the sky,
Her bod makes me cry
Pat's wardrobe? ... To die!
Her credentials?  ...  Oh, my.

She saves the environment, won't let you pollute
She's charming, brainy, witty, astute
Does she belong with art masters? Is she resolute?
I think you'll agree, those questions are moot.

I don't know, but think I'm her greatest fan.
She's a better gardener than Holmes (that's Dan)
Happy Birthday, dear Pat. It's off with my hat
You're the best at all things with no caveat!


  1. OMG these poems are phenomenal, as are the images. I can not believe how great Pats poem is. You are so funny!!! And I promise not to tell her that the devil plant Euonymus is in her portrait.

  2. I am really turned upside down over this painting image. Damn you're good!