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Monday, March 12, 2012

Salvador Dali's Chauffeur




It's moving to be an artist's chauffeur
I prepare myself by drinking liqueur
Pick up my idol,  Salvador Dali
Take a wrong turn in Tin Pan Ally.

Dali is dressed in tails and two ties
What happens next -  I'll tell no lies
I open his door, then shut it quicker
That's when I see lavender flicker.

One of his ties, the long  one - wrong size!...

Gets caught and  Dali is stuck to the car
Worse than that, his tie I mar
Then when I  free him, I step on his finger
That crunching sound will always linger.

Dali finally arrives, moustache all a twitter,
Smoothing his glitter, he is no quitter.
But says in an abstract surrealist moan
Wanting so much to be left alone, 

"No need to fetch me with your  hack
 I think I'll take a taxi back!"

2 comments:

  1. Sounds vaguely familiar!

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  2. It is a true story. You were there!

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