Pat Barkman

Pat Barkman is really fast, man

I saw her demo (paints faster than I can)

Her paintings are great whether landscape or fruit

If that's not enough she's extremely cute.

 She's as tall as the sky,

Her bod makes me cry

Pat's wardrobe? ... To die!

Her credentials?  ...  Oh, my.

She saves the environment, won't let you pollute

She's charming, brainy, witty, astute

Does she belong with art masters? Is she resolute?

I think you'll agree, those questions are moot.

I don't know, but think I'm her greatest fan.

She's a better gardener than Holmes (that's Dan)

Happy Birthday, dear Pat. It's off with my hat

You're the best at all things with no caveat!