WORSE THAN SPAMthat Uncle Sam
in his red, white and blue with stars.
He'll take all your money and then your shirt
For dinner you might even have to eat dirt
with no dessert!
Or the kind of Spam than comes in a can.
You'd be better off living on Mars–
with no cars
*Viewing the stars
from Mars*
But not Sam's.
Maybe you should
go on the lam
Get away from Sam!
I am.
*****
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in his red, white and blue with stars.
He'll take all your money and then your shirt
For dinner you might even have to eat dirt
with no dessert!
Or the kind of Spam than comes in a can.
You'd be better off living on Mars–
with no cars
*Viewing the stars
from Mars*
But not Sam's.
Maybe you should
go on the lam
Get away from Sam!
I am.
*****
***
*
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Nice try, but there is nothing poetic about the check I wrote and sent off today.
ReplyDeleteI would love to go with you.
ReplyDeleteI have been wearing all my worst shirts this month for that very reason.
ReplyDeleteI cut a deal with Uncle--he is letting me keep one cufflink.
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
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