Postcard from the Sea of Life - France

OOOH LA LAA! I'M IN FRANCE. . . .
in a trance.

Now don't look askance
but I lost my underpants.
. . . Yeah, at a dance.

Still . . .

there's nothing I could do to enhance
my trip to France.

Avec toute mon affection,
Depingo

P.S. Touched an escargot–
it was not that bad!